I am done
with my engineering, I managed to survive. Finishing B.Tech feels like losing
your virginity. Everybody is saying that I am gonna be fucked outside in the
job world. It doesn’t make a difference to me - I felt quite fucked up here as
well. I used to get gang raped in viva with lab assistant making my MMS. After first
year I adopted the policy of “when you cannot avoid it, enjoy it “. Even after
studying four years, my knowledge about subjects tends to zero and confusion
about what to do in life tends to infinity. I have expertise only in counter
strike and CAT is my favourite hobby (for next few more years). I am also an
active supporter of Program of Natural Development of youth (PONDY), it is
considered as best stress relieving program.
B.Tech is not
a degree; it’s a strange phenomenon, with many paranormal activities involved. Lectures
can bring mysterious sleep (I always felt insomniac during weekend because of
no lectures); The peculiar ritual to beat the ass out of the B’day boy with NCC
boots; Aliens like phattu, todu, bond, DJ, doga, baba, gattu, etc. (few have
been censored) found only inside campus; going for a morning walk after a night
out; drinking at hostel roof at 2 am; peeing at wardens door; bathing is as
blasphemous as sleeping early etc etc. The only normal thing is being as happy
as possible after screwing all exams.
IITians,
considered as rare breed engineers, are nothing but Sex-deprived Pseudo dudes
who realize their manhood only during cultural festivals. They feel they will
turn into a chick-magnet after clearing JEE. Nothing such happens, but they still
go with a same hope in the job or a MBA College. But there also girls are aware
of their level of frustration and declare to turn Lesbian than to date an
IITian. This struggle ends only after an arranged marriage.
After four
years of lecture bunking, eating hopeless mess food, drinking all kinds of
alcohol available and believing in Marijuana as the only herb known, I quite
screwed up things. Ready or not, I am entering the second phase of my life. The
only best thing I feel is a belief that I cannot fuck up things more than this.
I have lost my virginity.
Anyways, despite
all fuck up, I will always cherish those beautiful four years where
life kept boogieing on my terms.